im a biscuit

[Bumpy macaroon]

did you see corrie last night? not being a soap fan I see them as being mindless drival for the uneducated, however last night i was proved wrong as i became gripped with the debate as to whether a macaroon is a biscuit or a cake, and from a soap i learnt the following,

A cake goes hard when stale, a biscuit goes soft.

A cake rises when baked, a biscuit does not,

So apparently iam a biscuit, the wife can also confirm that i do not rise and also go soft when stale

dont know about you but i will be tuning into the other saops from now on in an effort to broarden my mind................or maybe not

[Toosh]

the wife can also confirm that i do not rise

Errrr.....

[nickbell69]

Looks like it's your week BM you got a mention in a question last night on the lottery's In it to win it quiz.
What it's like to be popular.

[Bumpy macaroon]

My bid for world domination is almost complete, however i must start a dirty tricks campaign to sully the reputation of chocolate digestives, bourbons and the dreaded hob nob.

[nickbell69]

Custard creams would give you a good run for your money in my eyes

[Bumpy macaroon]

Dam just when i thought i had covered all the bases when up pops the elusive custard cream and who is that hiding behind it................
oh no its only a jammy dodger, it seems perhaps i must return to the drawing board to work on plan B and then my dreams of dominating the biscuity dip in tea comestible market will come to fruition,

Biscuit anyone?

[busternlouie]

Fig roll FTW!!!

[Bumpy macaroon]

I laugh in the face of the soft fig roll and crush them under my coconutty size 10's

[onlydiesels]

fig rolls are the biscuit of Beelzebub. cadburys chocolate shortcake for me

[Bumpy macaroon]

cadburys chocolate shortcake for me

added to list...

[Sticky Jammy Dodger]

I feel its time to stand up for my kin folk. We here in dedger ville are disgusted to hear Bumpy Macaroons are attempting world domination. Why we are the leaders in the buscuit market, who else can beat out crunchy, chewyness.

We may have to take this war to the supermarkets!!!!

[andywills]

pft to macaroons and jammy dodgers......you havn't mention the biscuit created by the devil to tempt all....the chocolate hob nob

[Bumpy macaroon]

My bid for world domination is almost complete, however i must start a dirty tricks campaign to sully the reputation of chocolate digestives, bourbons and the dreaded hob nob.

Pft consider reputation sullied

[nickbell69]

Tried Tescos own Apple,cinnamon and raisin american cookies today and were seriously nice.
Funny thing was i commented to the better half that i'd have to mention it to Bumpy Macaroon, now she thinks we're all sad for having debates about biscuits/cakes

[Bumpy macaroon]

Tried Tescos own Apple,cinnamon and raisin american cookies today and were seriously nice.
Funny thing was i commented to the better half that i'd have to mention it to Bumpy Macaroon, now she thinks we're all sad for having debates about biscuits/cakes

tell her next week we are planning to do one on kittens and knitting......