Before I start a little history about me, spent 20 years as an auto electrician and mechanic on London black cabs, I am not a fitter as I can take things apart and rebuild them correctly. I owned my own garage for a few years and I am fully able to do most things and do not panic when faced with an issue.
Now I love my 05 megane 2 1.9dci dynamique as it is comfortable, quick and makes a great runaround. But hopped in 3 weeks ago and had the 'steering locked not locked' message and no start but steering was not locked. Did the usual hunting around online and in manual (thanks Renault for the lousy schematics on the electrics) and decided it was probably the common steering lock malfunction. Removed lock (as was not locked) ordered 'viginised unit from ebay and duly fitted it, et voila it started and off I trundled about 6 miles, parked, stopped engine and steering lock failed to initiate, I'm sure you all know that sinking feeling, anyway after locking and unlocking managed to get car started and headed home pdq, parked up turned off and again lock failed to initiate and no matter what I do car has not started since.
I have removed the fuse/switch box by battery and checked for water damage, I have tried a replacement unit to no avail. I have removed the UCH and checked for damage as I am aware that water can ingress this item but no issues, have checked virtually every connection I can find but the car refuses to do anything. Current sequence is unlock car, enter, shut door asked to insert card,insert, depress clutch and or brake (tried both and checked switchs/cables) push start and all I get is service light, nothing else, no ignition sequence, zip, then 'steering locked/unlocked' and remove card message

As the steering is in reality locked I can't move the car and although I ....having already replaced the steering column a couple of years ago...... know exactly how to remove the non operational steering lock without ridiculous expenditure on new items I am sure someone out there will have a suggestion about something I have missed.....apart from a few brain cells that is...... I have no issues with anything that I believe the UCH controls, lights,locks,wipers etc, the only thing that I have been unable to trace is the relay sitting on the passenger fuse box which when the steering locked/unlocked energises and then remove card sign comes up. Immobiliser light is always on by the way.
Any suggestions gratefully accepted
Anticipating a real gem that will make me wonder why? I didn't think of it