Back seat lottery

[Bumpy macaroon]

Thanks to scottish ronnie see thread viewtopic.php?f=7&t=9582
had idea lift yer back seat and tell all what you find under it, go on you know you want to, heres my list

pound coin
three 2p coins
one 1p coin
sand
glitter
two crayons
fuel receipt
bits of crisps
pen
paperclip
small dinosaur
nintendo DS stylus

see i made a bit of cash......

[onlydiesels]

i have the `back seat lottery` every day at work. my job is repairing those horrible black cabs,some good finds make it worthwhile sometimes, about £2/3 a day seems to be the norm but mondays tend to be the best,just after the weekend p@ssheads have been in. . even better when we get tips as well.

[Sticky Jammy Dodger]

Look no jammy dodgers found, cos they are far too delicious to be discarded down the back seat of a car!!!

[Bumpy macaroon]

Look no jammy dodgers found, cos they are far too delicious to be discarded down the back seat of a car!!!

No it is because I Bumpy Macaroon have destroyed them in the bid to become ruler of the biscuity empire, and lo it shall be that all members of the biscuit nations will bow down unto me lest they bring forth my wrath which will shower down on them from the heavens like millions of flaming tongues wiping them from this mortal coil for all eternity with not even a trace left to prove their very existance...........

Cup of tea anyone? Biscuit with that?

[onlydiesels]

well for your information mr macaroon,the mighty, but very rare nowadays, chocolate dundee could and would crush you like a grape

[Bumpy macaroon]

information received and understood,

standby my flying monkeys your target for tonight the chocolatey dundee,

BM HQ, scramble scramble scramble,
Monkey leader target aquired, missiles locked
BM HQ, Monkey leader that is your target cleared to engage.
Obi Wan, Use the force monkey, use the force,
Sir, monkey leader has disengaged his targeting computer
BM HQ, Monkey leader are you ok
Monkey leader, yes everything is fine
BIG BANG
BM HQ, well thats the last of the dundee empire long live the alliance..................

[nickbell69]

Oh my god he's lost the plot. His mind has melted into a gooey mess of molten coconut.

Anyway cleaned mine today and found half a black labrador down there, how do you stop dogs moulting?

[Bumpy macaroon]

give wood varnish a try, nice glossy coat too

[Paddy]

give wood varnish a try, nice glossy coat too

I can just see the pups face! Shiny on the outside not so on the inside. But yes chum that last post... what flavour was the window that morning?!?

P

[andywills]

nothing worse than dogs hair, damn stuff somehow manages to tangle itself in the seat fabric and even a hover can't get half of it out

[nickbell69]

nothing worse than dogs hair, damn stuff somehow manages to tangle itself in the seat fabric and even a hover can't get half of it out

It's better than public hair, the wife finds that on the back seat and you'd struggle to get me out from under the seat!

[Bumpy macaroon]

give wood varnish a try, nice glossy coat too

I can just see the pups face! Shiny on the outside not so on the inside. But yes chum that last post... what flavour was the window that morning?!?

P

not sure hang on...............................


well its coconutty today