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im a biscuit
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:15 pm
by Bumpy macaroon
did you see corrie last night? not being a soap fan I see them as being mindless drival for the uneducated, however last night i was proved wrong as i became gripped with the debate as to whether a macaroon is a biscuit or a cake, and from a soap i learnt the following,
A cake goes hard when stale, a biscuit goes soft.
A cake rises when baked, a biscuit does not,
So apparently iam a biscuit, the wife can also confirm that i do not rise and also go soft when stale

dont know about you but i will be tuning into the other saops from now on in an effort to broarden my mind................or maybe not
Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:40 pm
by Toosh
Bumpy macaroon wrote: the wife can also confirm that i do not rise
Errrr.....

Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:35 pm
by nickbell69
Looks like it's your week BM you got a mention in a question last night on the lottery's In it to win it quiz.
What it's like to be popular.
Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:30 am
by Bumpy macaroon
My bid for world domination is almost complete, however i must start a dirty tricks campaign to sully the reputation of chocolate digestives, bourbons and the dreaded hob nob.
Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:27 am
by nickbell69
Custard creams would give you a good run for your money in my eyes

Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:25 pm
by Bumpy macaroon
Dam just when i thought i had covered all the bases when up pops the elusive custard cream and who is that hiding behind it................
oh no its only a jammy dodger, it seems perhaps i must return to the drawing board to work on plan B and then my dreams of dominating the biscuity dip in tea comestible market will come to fruition,
Biscuit anyone?
Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:33 pm
by busternlouie
Fig roll FTW!!!
Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:35 am
by Bumpy macaroon
I laugh in the face of the soft fig roll and crush them under my coconutty size 10's
Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:41 pm
by onlydiesels
fig rolls are the biscuit of Beelzebub.

cadburys chocolate shortcake for me

Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:01 pm
by Bumpy macaroon
onlydiesels wrote:cadburys chocolate shortcake for me

added to list...
Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:55 am
by Sticky Jammy Dodger
I feel its time to stand up for my kin folk. We here in dedger ville are disgusted to hear Bumpy Macaroons are attempting world domination. Why we are the leaders in the buscuit market, who else can beat out crunchy, chewyness.
We may have to take this war to the supermarkets!!!!

Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:30 pm
by andywills
pft to macaroons and jammy dodgers......you havn't mention the biscuit created by the devil to tempt all....the chocolate hob nob
Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:44 pm
by Bumpy macaroon
Bumpy macaroon wrote:My bid for world domination is almost complete, however i must start a dirty tricks campaign to sully the reputation of chocolate digestives, bourbons and the dreaded hob nob.
Pft consider reputation sullied
Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:52 pm
by nickbell69
Tried Tescos own Apple,cinnamon and raisin american cookies today and were seriously nice.
Funny thing was i commented to the better half that i'd have to mention it to Bumpy Macaroon, now she thinks we're all sad for having debates about biscuits/cakes

Re: im a biscuit
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:49 pm
by Bumpy macaroon
nickbell69 wrote:Tried Tescos own Apple,cinnamon and raisin american cookies today and were seriously nice.
Funny thing was i commented to the better half that i'd have to mention it to Bumpy Macaroon, now she thinks we're all sad for having debates about biscuits/cakes

tell her next week we are planning to do one on kittens and knitting......