The Mégane II Owners' Club

The Mégane II is the worst car i have ever had nothing has went right with it water in the doors for starters.then the water washer pump next went got it fixt then it went a gaine.not fixt yet.the brakes squeal all the time as well.the main light bulb went again to.handbrake sticks the indicator stop working as well.the hole roof lining hat to be removed for a ratel it was a loose conection. i could go on and on with the repairs.never will i get another renault again.ford mondeo for me now.stik results up you're no what

Worst spelling and grammar I've ever seen.

Conversely, the worst car that I've ever had was my 1.8 diesel Mondeo. Swings & roundabouts, eh?

The Mégane II is the worst car i have ever had nothing has went right with it water in the doors for starters.

** You probably haven't cleaned out the drains **

then the water washer pump next went got it fixt then it went a gaine.

** Just bad luck or the source of the problem not located **

the brakes squeal all the time as well.

**That will be no copper grease added at time of fitting.**

the main light bulb went again to.

** 5p fix hardly a 'problem' (buy LED's it wont happen again) **

handbrake sticks

**WD40 should sort that out**

the indicator stop working as well.

**Fuse**

the hole roof lining hat to be removed for a ratel it was a loose conection.

**that what the volume increase is for!**

i could go on and on with the repairs.never will i get another renault again.ford mondeo for me now.stik results up you're no what

Less of the txt speak next time please.

WOW i luv it wen peepul speek ded gud
very street old boy (said in a posh voice)
stteevvieee

Surely and i stress SURELY english cannot be pooloups first language... i would find it hard to write that badly deliberately. Oh and i really dont like haters, as entitled to their opinion as they are allowed to be.

I had a corgi James Bond car that didn't work very well. It fired the missiles when it felt like it, which then got lost so the problem did not re-appear. It did not do so well underwater like the one in the film, it just sank to the bottom of the bath where it stayed not moving until I got it back out.

I also had a ford escort

Only had our Megane II cc for two days, and I think its the best car we have ever had!

Ok its the slowest, and the worst handling, but despite that, its the best car we have had, if that makes any sense?


Prior to this the slowest car we had was a Fiesta ST500, first car was an MR2 Turbo, and every car we had was a Jap import performance car, untill we got the fiesta ST. But the problem with those cars is you have to really push them to get any enjoyment out of them.

I have found myself happily cruising along the motorway at a set speed of 56mph, so I dont need to bother lane changing to take over lorries, and I can have the roof down, windows and windsheild up, stay warm and really enjoy the car - with out risk of smashing it up, or losing my license, whilst using next to no fuel at all!

I think its swings and roundabouts myself, I would never have another Ford, ours never went wrong, but it just wasnt an enjoyable car unless you had the accelerator on the floor, it was just bland :s

But thats my opinion and everyone will have their own opinion. I think the mondeo would be a BIG mistake, a 1.8d in a car that big isnt going to best thing since sliced bread, plus they are prone to bigger more expensive issues, cambelt need doing more often than on other cars, fuel pumps are notorious for going wrong. safety rating cant touch that of any car in the Renault range and the list goes on.

If you want to leave the renault, and get a ford, think about a focus at least, it has a timing chain instead of a belt, which means no cambelt replacements EVER, its better on fuel than the Mondeo, its faster than the Mondeo safer than the Mondeo but its not quite as good as the Megane


Good luck in your quest for a "good" car, where it needs no maintenance, let me know when you find one with self inflating tyres, everlasting wipers, no needs for oil changes, everlasting light bulbs, no slight rattles, brakes than last forever no matter how poorly they have been fitted..... because I really dont think your going to find what your looking for

I was driving home with a fella from uni in his focus. the chain went taking the engine with it.

Boy I laughed that day. The poor guys face. pricless.

ulrich100 wrote:I was driving home with a fella from uni in his focus. the chain went taking the engine with it.

Boy I laughed that day. The poor guys face. pricless.

Very bad form Paddy.

Dried out my James Bond motor and found two of the missiles, off to cruise round town to pick up a crackin' bird and then maybe hang out in Tesco's carpark with the N-dubz choons bangin out of my phat Ice.

Bumpy macaroon wrote:Dried out my James Bond motor and found two of the missiles, off to cruise round town to pick up a crackin' bird and then maybe hang out in Tesco's carpark with the N-dubz choons bangin out of my phat Ice.

Can I join your gang?!

ulrich100 wrote:

Bumpy macaroon wrote:Dried out my James Bond motor and found two of the missiles, off to cruise round town to pick up a crackin' bird and then maybe hang out in Tesco's carpark with the N-dubz choons bangin out of my phat Ice.

Can I join your gang?!

Can I polish your shoes, sir!?

davelowe wrote:

ulrich100 wrote:

Bumpy macaroon wrote:Dried out my James Bond motor and found two of the missiles, off to cruise round town to pick up a crackin' bird and then maybe hang out in Tesco's carpark with the N-dubz choons bangin out of my phat Ice.

Can I join your gang?!

Can I polish your shoes, sir!?

picked up a bangin phat bird and parked up in the tesco's innit, when boom my missile shot off prematurely, bird proper lost it and banged out leaving me with a proper mess on me adidas trainers she also nicked me N-dubz mash up mix so no phat tunes on me mighty ICE install, then i gets back to me crib and me Mum is proper distressed coz i left a proper mess in da house, grounded no more hangin with me homies, word.

Ulrich when Mum lets me out your more then welcome to join my gang, meet Tesco's car park every night.

Dave my Adidas trainers are well minging, may need a sponge.

Always guaranteed an excellent post by Mr Macaroon.

We laugh sir we laugh.