worst car i have ever had

A place for chat, jokes or anything that doesn't fit elsewhere.

Moderators: q292u, Ray, AndyAdmin, Stranger

pooluop
Posts: 4
Joined: Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:03 am
Currently Drives:: renalt megaine est

worst car i have ever had

Postby pooluop » Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:11 am

The Mégane II is the worst car i have ever had nothing has went right with it water in the doors for starters.then the water washer pump next went got it fixt then it went a gaine.not fixt yet.the brakes squeal all the time as well.the main light bulb went again to.handbrake sticks the indicator stop working as well.the hole roof lining hat to be removed for a ratel it was a loose conection. i could go on and on with the repairs.never will i get another renault again.ford mondeo for me now.stik results up you're no what :evil:

Hodgemeister
Posts: 1
Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:27 am
Currently Drives:: 1.9 DCI

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby Hodgemeister » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:04 am

Worst spelling and grammar I've ever seen.

Conversely, the worst car that I've ever had was my 1.8 diesel Mondeo. Swings & roundabouts, eh?

Paddy
F1 Driver
Posts: 1957
Joined: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:22 pm
Currently Drives:: Megane Saloon 2.0 VVT Dynamique
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
Contact:

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby Paddy » Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:22 pm

The Mégane II is the worst car i have ever had nothing has went right with it water in the doors for starters.

** You probably haven't cleaned out the drains **

then the water washer pump next went got it fixt then it went a gaine.

** Just bad luck or the source of the problem not located **

the brakes squeal all the time as well.

**That will be no copper grease added at time of fitting.**

the main light bulb went again to.

** 5p fix hardly a 'problem' (buy LED's it wont happen again) **

handbrake sticks

**WD40 should sort that out**

the indicator stop working as well.

**Fuse**

the hole roof lining hat to be removed for a ratel it was a loose conection.

**that what the volume increase is for!**

i could go on and on with the repairs.never will i get another renault again.ford mondeo for me now.stik results up you're no what :evil:

Less of the txt speak next time please.

User avatar
STEVIE
Advanced Driver
Posts: 671
Joined: Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:20 pm
Location: Yorkshire

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby STEVIE » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:45 pm

WOW i luv it wen peepul speek ded gud
very street old boy (said in a posh voice)
stteevvieee
http://www.meganesport.net welcome all members of Megane II Owners Club

Clone
Just Passed
Posts: 107
Joined: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:09 am
Currently Drives:: 2006 Megane 1.5 DCi 106bhp. 18" ACE alloys, Pioneer DEH, Smoked rear lexus lights, Tinted rear windows, Climair wind deflectors, Remus sports cat, K&N panel filter.

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby Clone » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:50 pm

Surely and i stress SURELY english cannot be pooloups first language... i would find it hard to write that badly deliberately. Oh and i really dont like haters, as entitled to their opinion as they are allowed to be.
2006 Megane 1.5 DCi 106bhp. Pioneer DEH, Smoked rear lexus lights, Tinted rear windows, Climair wind deflectors, Remus sports cat, K&N panel filter.

User avatar
Bumpy macaroon
Advanced Driver
Posts: 665
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:35 pm
Currently Drives:: a megane.................doh
Location: East Anglia.

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby Bumpy macaroon » Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:44 pm

I had a corgi James Bond car that didn't work very well. It fired the missiles when it felt like it, which then got lost so the problem did not re-appear. It did not do so well underwater like the one in the film, it just sank to the bottom of the bath where it stayed not moving until I got it back out.

I also had a ford escort
Bumpy and full of coconuts.
05 1.4 Otto blue Rush Mods: Keyed by some B*%"£~!, interior LEDs
57 106 dci Silver Dynamique Mods: Daughters first baby adidas trainers, Interior LEDs, self made MP3 adaptor

shawty500
Just Passed
Posts: 112
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:18 pm
Currently Drives:: 2008 Megane Cabriolet 1.9 Dci

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby shawty500 » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:12 am

Only had our Megane II cc for two days, and I think its the best car we have ever had!

Ok its the slowest, and the worst handling, but despite that, its the best car we have had, if that makes any sense?


Prior to this the slowest car we had was a Fiesta ST500, first car was an MR2 Turbo, and every car we had was a Jap import performance car, untill we got the fiesta ST. But the problem with those cars is you have to really push them to get any enjoyment out of them.

I have found myself happily cruising along the motorway at a set speed of 56mph, so I dont need to bother lane changing to take over lorries, and I can have the roof down, windows and windsheild up, stay warm and really enjoy the car - with out risk of smashing it up, or losing my license, whilst using next to no fuel at all!

I think its swings and roundabouts myself, I would never have another Ford, ours never went wrong, but it just wasnt an enjoyable car unless you had the accelerator on the floor, it was just bland :s

But thats my opinion and everyone will have their own opinion. I think the mondeo would be a BIG mistake, a 1.8d in a car that big isnt going to best thing since sliced bread, plus they are prone to bigger more expensive issues, cambelt need doing more often than on other cars, fuel pumps are notorious for going wrong. safety rating cant touch that of any car in the Renault range and the list goes on.

If you want to leave the renault, and get a ford, think about a focus at least, it has a timing chain instead of a belt, which means no cambelt replacements EVER, its better on fuel than the Mondeo, its faster than the Mondeo safer than the Mondeo but its not quite as good as the Megane :p


Good luck in your quest for a "good" car, where it needs no maintenance, let me know when you find one with self inflating tyres, everlasting wipers, no needs for oil changes, everlasting light bulbs, no slight rattles, brakes than last forever no matter how poorly they have been fitted..... because I really dont think your going to find what your looking for :(

Paddy
F1 Driver
Posts: 1957
Joined: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:22 pm
Currently Drives:: Megane Saloon 2.0 VVT Dynamique
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
Contact:

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby Paddy » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:02 pm

I was driving home with a fella from uni in his focus. the chain went taking the engine with it.

Boy I laughed that day. The poor guys face. pricless.

davelowe
Driving Legend
Posts: 3136
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 3:40 pm

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby davelowe » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:33 pm

ulrich100 wrote:I was driving home with a fella from uni in his focus. the chain went taking the engine with it.

Boy I laughed that day. The poor guys face. pricless.


Very bad form Paddy. :lol:
Silver 08 plate 5dr 1.5dci Dynamique 106 Tech Run (re-mapped)

Red 03 plate 5dr 1.9 Dynamique dci120

Best advice for Megane owners: sell it before it bankrupts you!

User avatar
Bumpy macaroon
Advanced Driver
Posts: 665
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:35 pm
Currently Drives:: a megane.................doh
Location: East Anglia.

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby Bumpy macaroon » Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:02 pm

Dried out my James Bond motor and found two of the missiles, off to cruise round town to pick up a crackin' bird and then maybe hang out in Tesco's carpark with the N-dubz choons bangin out of my phat Ice.
Bumpy and full of coconuts.
05 1.4 Otto blue Rush Mods: Keyed by some B*%"£~!, interior LEDs
57 106 dci Silver Dynamique Mods: Daughters first baby adidas trainers, Interior LEDs, self made MP3 adaptor

Paddy
F1 Driver
Posts: 1957
Joined: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:22 pm
Currently Drives:: Megane Saloon 2.0 VVT Dynamique
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
Contact:

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby Paddy » Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:03 pm

Bumpy macaroon wrote:Dried out my James Bond motor and found two of the missiles, off to cruise round town to pick up a crackin' bird and then maybe hang out in Tesco's carpark with the N-dubz choons bangin out of my phat Ice.



Can I join your gang?!

davelowe
Driving Legend
Posts: 3136
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 3:40 pm

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby davelowe » Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:31 pm

ulrich100 wrote:
Bumpy macaroon wrote:Dried out my James Bond motor and found two of the missiles, off to cruise round town to pick up a crackin' bird and then maybe hang out in Tesco's carpark with the N-dubz choons bangin out of my phat Ice.



Can I join your gang?!


Can I polish your shoes, sir!?
Silver 08 plate 5dr 1.5dci Dynamique 106 Tech Run (re-mapped)

Red 03 plate 5dr 1.9 Dynamique dci120

Best advice for Megane owners: sell it before it bankrupts you!

User avatar
Bumpy macaroon
Advanced Driver
Posts: 665
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:35 pm
Currently Drives:: a megane.................doh
Location: East Anglia.

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby Bumpy macaroon » Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:03 pm

davelowe wrote:
ulrich100 wrote:
Bumpy macaroon wrote:Dried out my James Bond motor and found two of the missiles, off to cruise round town to pick up a crackin' bird and then maybe hang out in Tesco's carpark with the N-dubz choons bangin out of my phat Ice.



Can I join your gang?!


Can I polish your shoes, sir!?


picked up a bangin phat bird and parked up in the tesco's innit, when boom my missile shot off prematurely, bird proper lost it and banged out leaving me with a proper mess on me adidas trainers she also nicked me N-dubz mash up mix so no phat tunes on me mighty ICE install, then i gets back to me crib and me Mum is proper distressed coz i left a proper mess in da house, grounded no more hangin with me homies, word.

Ulrich when Mum lets me out your more then welcome to join my gang, meet Tesco's car park every night.

Dave my Adidas trainers are well minging, may need a sponge.
Bumpy and full of coconuts.
05 1.4 Otto blue Rush Mods: Keyed by some B*%"£~!, interior LEDs
57 106 dci Silver Dynamique Mods: Daughters first baby adidas trainers, Interior LEDs, self made MP3 adaptor

Paddy
F1 Driver
Posts: 1957
Joined: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:22 pm
Currently Drives:: Megane Saloon 2.0 VVT Dynamique
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
Contact:

Re: worst car i have ever had

Postby Paddy » Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:25 pm

Always guaranteed an excellent post by Mr Macaroon.

We laugh sir we laugh.


Return to “Everything Else”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 24 guests