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by Bumpy macaroon
Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:23 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Fog lights
Replies: 0
Views: 1513

Fog lights

They are called fog lights not slightly misty lights, or it was foggy down the road lights, or it was foggy yesterday lights, sort it out numpty

https://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTr ... /DG_069859

rant done.
by Bumpy macaroon
Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:18 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Folding Rear Seats
Replies: 3
Views: 2596

Re: Folding Rear Seats

should release with a firm tug, however there is a locating thingy in the middle of the seat, a small bar runs round the seat from outer edge and looks like it locates into it, if you stick your hand palm down middle finger about 2.5 inches from seat belt clip you should feel the bar with the seat f...
by Bumpy macaroon
Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:09 pm
Forum: Problems / Questions
Topic: fuel gauge
Replies: 4
Views: 2725

Re: fuel gauge

mmm interesting, i recently had a good one took car to renault to have the fuel return lines replaced (under warrenty), when they gave the car back the trip computer was all to pot, miles left was just ------, and fuel economy read 99.9, drove it round for a bit then went back, service manager told ...
by Bumpy macaroon
Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:57 am
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Signing off, wish me luck I will need it
Replies: 4
Views: 3251

Re: Signing off, wish me luck I will need it

good luck marra, been married to mrs M for 11 years, shes a more of a women then she was, :wink: she also has a mean right hook so hopefully she wont see that comment but i like to live dangerously :D
by Bumpy macaroon
Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:03 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Road rage in a wheelchair and not on a road...
Replies: 4
Views: 4645

Re: Road rage in a wheelchair and not on a road...

so much to say but will leave it at :lol:
by Bumpy macaroon
Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:59 am
Forum: Problems / Questions
Topic: Magane Alarm problems
Replies: 5
Views: 3888

Re: Magane Alarm problems

as above my friend, neighbour spent half a night with his alfa until i shuffled out had a look and told him to catch that bloomin great big moth in his car, fault fixed, I also had a drama in the summer left a window slightly open small breeze moved about one of my kid's, for want of a better word b...
by Bumpy macaroon
Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:30 am
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Work trip
Replies: 4
Views: 4051

Re: Work trip

1.5dci :cool: great mpg and £30 car tax, you can keep your petrol lumps used to travel weekly from suffolk to northumberland 624miles round trip on the one tank, halved my fuel costs in one day by trading in a 2 litre laguna, plus it returns a better mpg then the toyota pious (mispelt on purpose), s...
by Bumpy macaroon
Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:02 am
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: How many miles on the clock????
Replies: 45
Views: 33115

Re: How many miles on the clock????

just about to hit 36K on the 57 Dci, Mrs macaroons 05 is on 26K (and she won't walk/cycle anywhere) You must have one clean house / great dinners if she out that little. ha ha I wish, big arse shaped dimple in the sofa, and the remote button for day time chat about kittens, knitting and boy bands i...
by Bumpy macaroon
Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:26 am
Forum: Problems / Questions
Topic: Changing the oil
Replies: 4
Views: 2272

Re: Changing the oil

copper grease is the way forward, but no help to you at this point, I agree with Alex on the tray
by Bumpy macaroon
Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:03 am
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: How many miles on the clock????
Replies: 45
Views: 33115

Re: How many miles on the clock????

just about to hit 36K on the 57 Dci, Mrs macaroons 05 is on 26K (and she won't walk/cycle anywhere)
by Bumpy macaroon
Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:03 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: worst car i have ever had
Replies: 13
Views: 7287

Re: worst car i have ever had

Dried out my James Bond motor and found two of the missiles, off to cruise round town to pick up a crackin' bird and then maybe hang out in Tesco's carpark with the N-dubz choons bangin out of my phat Ice. Can I join your gang?! Can I polish your shoes, sir!? picked up a bangin phat bird and parked...
by Bumpy macaroon
Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:02 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: worst car i have ever had
Replies: 13
Views: 7287

Re: worst car i have ever had

Dried out my James Bond motor and found two of the missiles, off to cruise round town to pick up a crackin' bird and then maybe hang out in Tesco's carpark with the N-dubz choons bangin out of my phat Ice.
by Bumpy macaroon
Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:31 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: 57's first MOT
Replies: 2
Views: 4139

57's first MOT

Well the little 1.5dci hits it third birthday end of the month, booked it into a local garage for a full service (checked oil grade synthetic etc) and an MOT, after an hour got a call saying that the offside rear brake was not functioning, the disc is rusty so could have been a problem for a while, ...
by Bumpy macaroon
Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:44 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: worst car i have ever had
Replies: 13
Views: 7287

Re: worst car i have ever had

I had a corgi James Bond car that didn't work very well. It fired the missiles when it felt like it, which then got lost so the problem did not re-appear. It did not do so well underwater like the one in the film, it just sank to the bottom of the bath where it stayed not moving until I got it back ...
by Bumpy macaroon
Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:38 pm
Forum: Problems / Questions
Topic: cigarette lighter socket
Replies: 3
Views: 2366

Re: cigarette lighter socket

id go with positive, makes sense as the outer connects first giving you earth connection, the centre is also fused on most connecters

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