The Mégane II Owners' Club

Look no jammy dodgers found, cos they are far too delicious to be discarded down the back seat of a car!!!

Trolleys should be stopped especially if they contain inferior biscuits like macaroons!!! Now Jammy dodgers theres another story!! The purchasers of these fine british institutions should be knighted!!!!

I feel its time to stand up for my kin folk. We here in dedger ville are disgusted to hear Bumpy Macaroons are attempting world domination. Why we are the leaders in the buscuit market, who else can beat out crunchy, chewyness.

We may have to take this war to the supermarkets!!!!